Backpage's Voyage through the Annals of History
Tim Faust & Eric Doctor
Issue date: 2/20/09 Section: Backpage
Welcome to the Backpage's Journey through the Annals of History! Because the Backpage can't go online each week, we've chosen to dig up an article from the Thresher's past and put it online for the world to rediscover. We've also recorded two audio readings in case all these words get too burdensome on your eyes. Please enjoy and send any comment to backpage@rice.edu.
This week's article comes from the September 12, 1974 issue of the Thresher. All of the original text has been reproduced, including misspellings and grammatical errors.
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Baker College to sponsor cockroach concert Saturday
By HOWARD LAIDLAW
J. Martin Stewart, sophomore representative of Baker College, received official approval and an appropriation of more than $50 from the Baker College Cabinet last week for the "First Annual Baker College Cockroach Competition." Stewart's proposal resulted from a personal desire to make B&G, now under the new heading of "Physical Plant," aware of the cockroach problem in the university's residential colleges.
Baker College members desiring to enter the competition should either come by 241-242 Baker or call 523-8397. At that time identification numbers will be given for the cockroach(es). College members, including those off-campus, may enter as many cockroaches as they can catch in each of three divisions: fastest, largest, and best decorated. It is important that all the cockroaches entered in the competition be from the Baker College premises.
Cockroaches entered in the "fastest" division must have their bodies painted with their ID numbers (the numbers may also be taped on). Cockroaches can be immobilized by a small amount of moth crystals long enough to accomplish this. Wings should be clipped since flying cockroaches will be disqualified. The winner will be determined by simultaneously releasing the cockroaches from the center of a circle and catching the first one out of the circle. Preliminary heats (if any) will depend on the number of entries.
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OlderThanYou
Mark Norris
posted 2/19/09 @ 9:54 PM CST
This cockroach story may be from the archives, but it would be recent archives. Sure, Baker has cockroaches, but back in the day -- and I'm talking back in the day when there was no Sewell Hall to have such a contest -- that's when there were serious cockroaches. (Continued…)
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